Want To Appear on Property Brothers? Let’s Check Out the Application

I watch very little TV, but am fairly confident I’ve now seen every episode of Property Brothers. Multiple times in many cases. And how does such a thing happen? It’s baffling to me. This morning, while slumped in a chair waiting for the coffee to reanimate my big bloated ass, Toney told me she saw […]

What Accents Do You Like, and Which Ones Drive You Up the Wall?

So, I’ve started walking every day. You know, to try to escape from this phone booth of fat I’ve been trapped in for the last 20 years or so. Plus, I don’t want my heart to start cutting in and out on me. I’m getting kind of old, and that’s now a very real possibility. […]