Archives for July 2014

Do You Know Anyone Named Mike? We’re Gonna Need Your Mike Stories

One of my best friends as a kid was named Mike. We spent a million hours together, and got into some excellent trouble. We set off a firecracker in the man’s room of Murphy’s Mart, for instance, and were man-handed by security. Murphy’s was a giant discount store, similar to K-Mart. We used to run […]

Cringeworthy! Three Terrible Moments From My Ridiculous Life

Oh, I could come up with more, many more. But when I think of humiliating moments from my past, three specific stories always jump to the front of the line, and cause me to grimace like Gilbert Gottfried. Today I’ll give you a quick rundown of them, and let you guys take it from there. […]